PinnedMy diagnosis? Asshole: I am an adult with O.D.D.In 2009, after only a few sessions, a doctor noticed that I was an insufferable shithead. Though I already told him that, he seemed almost…Sep 2, 20192Sep 2, 20192
We could have been friends... But you pooped on the floor.Okay….. Now ,I have never been accused of being a “classy” guy. I admit, and have come to terms with this. I also know I am visually…May 28, 2021May 28, 2021
I found a dollar!It was so crazy! I mean, this is the kind of thing that only happens to “other” people, in even more “othery” far away places. There I was…Jul 9, 20201Jul 9, 20201
I just spent 72 hrs in a mental health facility.I wanted to do a Yelp review for the crisis center I was just in. However, I found the request for my “E-mail” address intrusive and to be…Mar 6, 2020Mar 6, 2020
Florida-Man local 407: Life outside the Magic Kingdoms walls.I grew up in Central Florida . The Y2K era was rough time to live on the outskirts of The Happiest Place on Earth. Feral bands of boys…Dec 4, 20192Dec 4, 20192
My suicide notes are the only reason I’m still alive.Depressed. Defiant. Angry. And, an idiot. Esq.Nov 9, 20191Nov 9, 20191
Unlike the rest of you nerds, I don’t have any “skills” or “hobbies.”Laura: Who you talking too babe?Sep 30, 2019Sep 30, 2019
Dear Human Resource Lady,It pains me deeply that our relationship ended so abruptly. There is nothing I would like more than to make sweet honey dipped love to…Sep 27, 2019Sep 27, 2019
It was a joke. And you fucked it up!An ogresque woman came up to me today. She was shiny and drippy with sweat. I had just coughed, so I was too. "Friend?", I thought. She…Sep 4, 20192Sep 4, 20192
